Dear Me!
We would like to invite you for a HEALTH CHECK.
This is beacuse you are now in an AGE RANGE that puts you at INCREASED RISK of VASCULAR DISEASE
You can find out about services that SUPPORT YOU in your CHANGE FOR LIFE...
Once we have your results back we will calculate your RISK SCORE
Actions will include a discussion of your lifestyle and appropriate TREATMENT
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I officially feel old!
Seriously!? That is very pro-active health care!
ReplyDeleteYes it is, and I guess I should be very grateful for that, but...
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